Q: What Does the Pilot of an Airliner Do if the Plane Suddenly Drops 2000 Feet?

A: Look up from his newspaper.

Dear Students,
You’re not going to get any preparation for this in your classes.
But you should know it.
The key to success in big time advertising: learn to live out of a carryon.
Don’t get into this business unless you truly love airplanes.

Merry Christmas.
The holiday dedicated to us not having to get what we deserve.