Dear Incoming Students, A Test to Help You Discover if You Have an Aptitude for Working in Advertising.
1) Which of these two shells is best?
Take 10 seconds to think about it, but make sure no one can tell you're thinking about it.
If anyone can tell you're thinking about your answer, forget it, your gifts lead elsewhere.
2) The 10 seconds was a trick.
If you used the whole 10 seconds to think about it, forget it, your gifts lead elsewhere.
3) If you answered the question in less than 10 seconds and no one could tell you were thinking about your answer, forget it, your gifts lead elsewhere.
People who do well in advertising wouldn't answer a silly question like that.
4) If you knew not to answer the question but have an opinion about where shells come from you think you could argue to a winning conclusion, forget it, you're a lawyer, go buy an expensive suit.
5) If you can't care less what I'm talking about but have kept reading this far because you always finish what you start, forget it. Being someone who starts what they finish, while a fair predictor of success in most fields is a waste of energy in creating advertising. It'd be a shame to not put that trait to work in a field where it'd shine though. Politics.
6) That's it. End of test.
7) To be good at advertising you have to know it without anyone telling you.
There is no way to know without doing it.
The only two common characteristics I've seen in great advertising people--and you've got to have them both: First, curiousness. Then, being a little cracked.
p.s. It's early for homework, but I'm going to offer some for you A students out there. Read this book before you get here in August.
Taking a class in making commercials after reading Mander's book will provide you with a clear view of how closely good & evil are bound together in this life and in this business.

12 Comments:
How nice you are, giving us the homework. That book is quite old and was firstly published before i was born, i think.
Your question made me think of Colgate toothpaste demonstration in commercial. One shell is brushed with Colgate toothpaste and another is not. Two shells are dropped into weak acid.
What do you mean by "a little cracked"?
Don't you have to be a little cracked already just to think about going into advertising? I mean this sincerely. I'm not trying to be funny.
In other words, do you mean that normal "uncracked" people have to see you as a little cracked? or already cracked advertising people have to see you as the cracked one?
I'm getting cable today. How do I match up?
The clam shells are but a metaphor for how you are before and after two years at the adcenter.
the first one is raw and rough.
the latter is worn, cracked and has an aged shine to it.
it's more attractive.
it stands out among other clams.
it'll get picked up and looked at.
But then it is easliy tossed aside if there's no pearl inside.
Best for what?
Dear oakie,
More people die from lack of listening to old people than from a surfeit of it.
Dear anonymous,
What you think "a little cracked" means will shape your life just as what I think it means has mine.
Is the author's name really Jerry Mander? I'll probably check the book out, provided that it's published by a reputable company like Carp et Bagger.
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I read your Fear of Failure email at the right time, without which I probably wouldn't have ever got to the point of sending my application across. So no harm in reading this one. Only trouble, getting my hands on a copy as its not available off the shelf here in Mumbai.
And as far as the shell test goes, I'll take the lesson from the Branch Rickey post. Never going to take a negative opinion about my chances in advertising seriously.
Ha! I like this post much better, now that it doesn't stop at "lawyer."
Cool.
They're not shells.
The top pic is a sand sculpture. the bottom one, a tumor.
I've been reading this book and it really does present some mind-expanding ideas. When I picked it up I thought, who is this Mander quack, but upon further reading I realized that he was partners with Howard Gossage.
Right now, Mander is talking about how disconnected from the environment we've become. Cut to 20 years later, he's even more right than before.
More later...
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