Don't frame your diploma. (I mean no disrespect to your achievement when I say it ain't worth duck shite)

Dear Graduates,


I wrote this when I taught at Art Center College of Design in Pasadena.
I gave it out last class of the year.
More of the wisdom/crap I shovel on students' heads to make up for them not being able to point at anything concrete I ever taught them.

Just because some of you are getting jobs don't even start thinking school's out.
There are tougher folks out there than me.